do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast
I am gone quite mad with the knowledge of accepting the overwhelming number of things I can never know, places I can never go, and people I can never be.
periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder
Stephen Fry interviewing Simon Lokodo, Uganda’s Minister for “Ethics and Integrity”
i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like “i can lead a horse to water but i cant make it stare its reflection in the face and realize its an ass”
my hands are cold let me put them in ur pants
West Point men become first to marry at academy
this is fucking brilliant
If a woman writes about herself, she’s a narcissist. If a man does the same, he’s describing the human condition.